The shit is downright sacrosanct

The shit is downright sacrosanct just a silly little crouton

Reblogged from prinsaws

blogofimpossiblethings:

Ugh. Kids these days. With their taste in things that’s different than my taste in things was when I was their age due to the ever-evolving media landscape and constantly growing range of options and things that have nothing to do with their intelligence or anything going down hill. Get off my lawn.

Reblogged from prinsaws

twitch124:

im so not sorry

konec0:

okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD

just slow clap it out

Reblogged from faisdm

konec0:

okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD

just slow clap it out

labocat:

labocat:

Uh, so I switched over to SMC, but the south park subtitles stayed….

In case anyone was wondering, it did, in fact, continue.

Reblogged from faisdm

labocat:

labocat:

Uh, so I switched over to SMC, but the south park subtitles stayed….

In case anyone was wondering, it did, in fact, continue.

Reblogged from joyribcage

joyribcage:

i love every gem ship because i like to think that they are all poly but like some days maybe two of them are feeling particularly affectionate while the other one out is not in the mood or smth but that might turn around the next day and they all just kinda keep switching around depending on their moods

Reblogged from chemical-composer

(Source: coherentlyincorrect)

Roommate is watching anime and

  • Sydney: Why do these people get big, cushy seats? Like, Japanese airlines have it good!
  • Me: It's called first class.
  • Sydney: ...OHHHHHHHHH. I was gonna say, like, why would this famous actor guy sit next to my sweaty ass on a plane?

Reblogged from noel-the-eevee

officialunitedstates:

don’t talk about the elephant in the room talk TO the elephant in the room.  harold has feelings

animatedtext:

Reblogged from chemical-composer

animatedtext:

Reblogged from chemical-composer

croptop2014:

j5h:

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

imagine praying to God and going to church